Shrimp quiche is ez. Just place peeled cooked shrimp and 1/2 chopped onion in a partially pre-baked crust. Mix 4 eggs, 1 1/2 c heavy cream, 1/2 t salt, 1/4t fresh-grated nutmeg, 1/4t pepper, and 1c grated mozzerella in a bowl and pour in crust. Top with 2Tbutter pieces and bake at 375 for 35…
Author: ezrecipesforstoners
Stuffed mushrooms with shrimp
Stuffed mushrooms with shrimp is ez. Just pull stem from 6 mushrooms, place caps on cookie sheet. Fry chopped mushroom stems and 1 chopped garlic clove in 1T butter in pan. Add 3T cream cheese 2T parmesan, 2T breadcrumbs and a sprinkle if garlic powder. Stir and spoon on each mushroom. Top with parmesan and…
Fish and chips
Fish and chips is ez. Just put 1 1/2c flour, 1/2 c corn starch, 1 t baking powder, a pinch of salt and pepper in a big bowl. Add almost a whole bottle of @newbelgium Fat Tire beer and a little @evianwater, mix and chill for a half hour. Heat vegetable oil up on cast…
Shrimp Taco
This shrimp taco is ez. Just boil some shrimp. Add juice of 1 lemon, salt, pepper, and cilantro to cabbage kale slaw mix. Peel 4 shrimp and put on tortilla, top with slaw and salsa and eat.
French Toast
French Toast is ez. Just mix 3 eggs, 1 cup whole milk, 1/2 t salt, 1 t vanilla, and 1/2 t cinnamon in a bowl. Dip thick sliced bread in egg mixture and let sit for 10 minutes then fry in butter.
Chocolate,White Chocolate,and Butterscotch chip cookies
Chocolate, white chocolate, and butterscotch chip cookies are ez. Just follow the Toll House cookie recipe using 3 parts of each kind of chip for the 2 cups chips and use pecans for the nuts. Serve with milk.
Key West pink shrimp tacos are ez. Just get a bag of shrimp from @wholefoods and boil to cook. Fry corn tortilla in oil then top with shrimp, chopped tomato 🍅, onion, avocado, shredded cheese, salsa, fish taco sauce, and a swift of lime juice.
Chili
Chili is ez. Just fry up a lb of hamburger, then add a can of pinto beans, black chili beans, Rotel, water, and chili powder and cook for 45 min. Serve with chopped onions, cheese, sour cream, saltines, and Jiffy corn muffins.
Banana Smoothie
Banana smoothie is ez. Just put 4 ripe bananas in blender. Add 5 scoops of vanilla ice cream, 2 c milk, and 1t vanilla and blend. Top with whipped cream.
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Good morning stoners and coffee lovers. Pumpkin spice latte is ez. Just pour a cup of fresh ground and brewed coffee, add pumpkin spice creamer, a squirt of whip cream, and a dusting of cinnamon.
