Fish and chips

Fish and chips is ez. Just put 1 1/2c flour, 1/2 c corn starch, 1 t baking powder, a pinch of salt and pepper in a big bowl. Add almost a whole bottle of @newbelgium Fat Tire beer and a little @evianwater, mix and chill for a half hour. Heat vegetable oil up on cast…

Shrimp Taco

This shrimp taco is ez. Just boil some shrimp. Add juice of 1 lemon, salt, pepper, and cilantro to cabbage kale slaw mix. Peel 4 shrimp and put on tortilla, top with slaw and salsa and eat.

French Toast

French Toast is ez.  Just mix 3 eggs, 1 cup whole milk, 1/2 t salt, 1 t vanilla, and 1/2 t cinnamon in a bowl. Dip thick sliced bread in egg mixture and let sit for 10 minutes then fry in butter.

Key West pink shrimp tacos are ez. Just get a bag of shrimp from @wholefoods and boil to cook. Fry corn tortilla in oil then top with shrimp, chopped tomato 🍅, onion, avocado, shredded cheese, salsa, fish taco sauce, and a swift of lime juice.

Pumpkin Spice Latte

Good morning stoners and coffee lovers. Pumpkin spice latte is ez. Just pour a cup of fresh ground and brewed coffee, add pumpkin spice creamer, a squirt of whip cream, and a dusting of cinnamon.

Chili dog

Chili dog is ez. Just boil a @HebrewNational dog in water then place on bun. Spoon hot canned chili on top, grated cheese, and chopped onion.

Linguine Alfredo

Linguine Alfredo is ez and delicious. Just boil half box of @dececco_pasta in water, drain and return to pot. Add 2T butter, 1/2c heavy cream, 1/2c parmesan, 1c fresh spinach, 1T cilantro, salt, and pepper. Serve with fried pork chop.

Salsa

Salsa is ez. Just roast six anaheim peppers (and a mix of jalepeno, serrano, and fresno if you like it hot) on broil til brown on both sides then peel under cold water removing stem (but not seeds) and put in blender. Add onion, two cloves garlic, salt, pepper, a pinch of cumin and oregano…

Chicken Fingers

Chicken fingers are ez. Just bread some @RedBirdFarms chicken tenders with some generic shake n bake and bake in oven til done. Serve with your favorite dipping sauces like ranch or ketchup.